The Queen of Crazy

Well she walks around like she owns the place
Just because she's got a pretty face
She lacks for brains but has the beauty
She's convinced that she is quite the cutie
She's sometimes known as the Ossan Lady
But she's actually the Queen of Crazy

She loves to pick her lowborn lovers
From the 'Reach's overflowing gutters
She takes her pick from all the trash
And goes for big boys, brutes and brash
Her white knights are all dressed in rags
Her best friend's a lordling who always brags
She's sometimes known as the Ossan Lady
But she's actually the Queen of Crazy

She claims to have all sorts of ties
Ministerial connections made from lies
Half the time she's stoned to death
She smokes too much and has foul breath
But if you dare her to a game of wit
She'll lose the game then lose her shit

So watch out for Her Dark-skinned Majesty
Dressed in her golden finery
Attended by sterling stupidity
She's sometimes known as the Ossan Lady
All hail to the bitchy Queen of Crazy